romantic

i no wat i need was wrong but u got 2 believe me wen i say i am truely sor. n u r da only person i wnt in my life...i love u....i miss ...n i hope u feel da same way about me...!!!!

Hi, Baby

Dont place me in ur eyes..i may fall as a tear.. place me in ur hrt so, tht every beat rememba`s u tht ths frnd is always there 4u..xXx

Romantic text messages

I always dream of you .

""""" I give U endless brand-new good wishes. Please accept them as a new remembrance of our lasting friendship"""""

if u were a tear in my eye, i will roll down to ur lips,but if u were a tear in my eye i will be afraid to loose you.

thanx dear,i must u ar a wonderul persn,luv u

in our life there is a single colour,as on an Artist'S Parlette,which provides the meaning of life and heart.It is the colour of love.

• A late night greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent msg sayin.. ur my last thought at night.

Never leave the one you like for the one you love cause the one you love will leave you for the one they like

HELLO I LOVE YOU MUCH

hi I lov u

World is like a hell for those who are not lovers.

Can't wait till tonight...I love you! xoxox

love reminds u dat nothing else matters love is more dan a feeling its a state of mind.

I LUV U...Happy Valentines Day... Be my Valentine for LIFE... Miss you...

hey honey u are so hot

do you ___ take me to be ur lawfully wedded text mate, 2 have an 2 hold, 4 dirty jokes and saucy qoutes, thro poor reception an no signal, until low battery do us part?

poetic message

Feelin down? Makin u frown? I'l kiss u better, To turn your frown :( Upside down! :) I LOVE SARAH!! 4eVaAaA

Written with a pen, Sealed with a kiss. If i am your friend answer me this? Am i your friend, or am i not? You told me once but i forgot... So tell me now, and tell me true... So i can say "im here for you!" If i die before you do, i'll go to heaven and wait for you... I'll give the angels back there wings, and risk the loss of everything... There isnt a thing i wouldnt do... to have a friend just like you....

When that special person is in your hands,you have something to hold on to,when you drop and someone else picks it up you wish you could get it back....

Remember Remember the night at the ball when u missed my lips and kissed my #$%^^&^&&

Roses R Red... Violets R Blue... I cant beleive I fucked you...Hickory Dickory Doc only 1 minute went round the clock... the cock went down and made me frown now everyday you will be clowned!!!

misc.
life is nt a rehearsal and there is no second chance sooo be bold.

Yesterday was history;tomorror is a mystery and today is a Gift thats why we call it present.

Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now

roses r red violets r blue y havent i recieved a tex from u???

i got ur text saying y think i am messing around, what made u think that. peter tell me.

cute
i'm glad friendship doesn't come with a price tag cos if it did i don't think i'd be able to afford someone as nice as you

Medicines & Friendship cure problems, Only difference is that FRIENDSHIP doesnt have an Expiry date

My friend, the best quality i like about u is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental!

UR SOOO BEAUTIFUL AND IM BETTING, DAT YOU CAN'T WAIT TILL 2 MORROW, CAUSE I BET DAT U GET MORE ND MORE BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY!!!

funny
the police are on the look out for a suspect. they says the suspect is tall sexy as hell smart and charming. your ugly ass is safe but where should i hide

The polic are looking for a suspect discribed as funny, sexy, and great in bed, don't worry though your ugly ass is safe. Where should I hide though??

if it must be done it must be done well

If you ever go on the chat line and a girl tells you how much she weights ask her and how much the other leg weight?

naughty

What are 3 words you never wanna hear while making love? Honey, I'm home!

hi baby...last night was amazin!! your love 1 sue x x

Sex is like a casino, you have pocker in the back and liquor in the front

if i was a flower would u pick me if i was lolly would u lick me if i was a sweetie would u suck me and if i asked nicely ould u fuck me!!

It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the longer its in the better it gets. When it comes out it drips and sags . Stop thinking nasty its only a teabag.

why are you going around telling people about me if i wanted anyone to know i would of told them you off brand bitch stop telling people im so damn sexy

WaKeY WaKeY. rise and shine, outta bed and into mine, your so sexy your so fine, i need your body on top of mine, so if you want me in da sack, lick your lips and text me back

lets play titanic, when u say sink i'll go down

got a something to show you but we have to go to your bedroom. i hope you can handle ropes and blindfolds cause baby your in for a treat with me

think ur life is bad? try being an egg.u only get laid and eatn once, it takes 20mins 2get hard& the only chic who will sit on ur face is ur mom.

ive just bought a racehorse & gonna call it MY FACE....... just imaging it heading down the home straight & all the ladies shouting. "Come onmy face "
sexy
Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

I love you

Hi honey hw ru doin? 'ope u had a nice day. Miss u soo much honey. Grtnite.

I feel ur touch when u sleep next to me,i need you by my side always, and when u kiss me my heart flys.

dirty
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

Txt msgs are like a blow job from an amateur prostitute..short, sweet and cheap!

If u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back

chicken and egg in bed, chicken has head on pillow smoking. Egg rolls over pissed off saying "i guess we answered that question"

Do u want me 2 slide my throbn mbr in2 ure sweet portal?

Spread ure thighs 4 me, open up and let me devour ure juices

a friend is always there for u,like a sex toy when u need 1

hello what about your sexual satisfaction

hi its me ur moblile just wanted u to take me out ur pocket cause ur c0ck stinks.

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A b1tch who knows everything.

no tyms r hard, wen i am arnd. but tak i deep breath n.........

i want u naked next to me

pimp up hoes down

""""" The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile; he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss U"""

"""" GOOD MORNING look outside, its so pleasant! Sun smiling for U, trees dancing for U& birds singing for U cause I asked them all to wish you……

""""" Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep U safe and happy all day land""""

""""" When GOD opened the window of the heaven, he asked me what's for to day? I replied please take special care of my friend! """"

if u were a tear in my eye, i will roll down to ur lips,but if u were a tear in my eye i will be afraid to loose you. Misc.: I just found a great place to find and share text messages of all kinds. Just visit the link below. Dirty: Dirty: """"" When GOD opened the window of the heaven, he asked me what's for to day? I replied please take special care of my friend! """"

sex is good sex is class whip me baby spank my ass.doggy style 69 lick me out make me smile if u want me in the sac lick ur lips and txt me back.

u r sumind to cupids court for been fit as fuk if u r fing giulty you are sumund to three hours of hot hot sex with me how do u plead

well then how shall i make u cum?

ROSES R RED*NUTS R BROWN*SHIRTS R UP*PANTS R DOWN*BODY 2 BODY*SKIN 2 SKIN*MAKE IT STIFF N STICK IT N*

CAN U CRACK THIS CODE?(X35 P33U I hUJOH 05 W,I 35V37d 3W d73H)turn the phone upside down

Ron the rooster was the biggest meanest rooster in the world he spent all his time beating up all the other animals on the fram 1 day he picked on the farmyard cat unfortunatly for the rooster the cat beat the crap out of him which proves No MATTER HOW BIG THE COCK IS A PUSSY CAN ALWEAYS TAKE UT

when is that the skin meets skin hair meets hair and balls disappear dirty mind its when you blink your eyes

if you had sex 365 times in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire ,what would u have ?A fuckin Goodyea

im texting you bc i cant breathe, im masturbating to the thought of you! xoxo hehe

A penis says to his balls,"get ready, I'm taking u to a party." They reply," fuckn liar, u always go inside n leave us knockin.'

Funny: The elephant asked the camel"why is your titties on your back?" the camel said "thats funny coming from a motherfucker with his dick on his face."

ready to do some math.. u + me add a bed.. subtract the clothes.. divide my legs.. multiply movements....the awnser A REALY GOOD TIME! dont worry baby cuz with this teacher u always get an A+

y do women have 2 sets of lips? so they can bitch wit 1 and apologize wit the other.

SEX is the game,Love is a name,Forget the name...... Let`s PLAY the game.

If you cry,I cry...If you laugh,I laugh...if you are happy,Iam too...if you are sad,I am too...and if you are horny,call me.

"FOLLOW THIS" Stand up Bend down Now spell run "UR R NOW GETTIN FUCK BY A TXT MGS

im trying to find my dog,come home girl ill let u cum with me